Saturday 5/31, Karaoke at the Maplewood Bowl.
(651) 774-8787
1955 English St.
Maplewood, MN 55109
Baloo's Deep Moment:
Q: What's a light-year? A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
To the church of the Electric God.
We are an unconventional ministry with many gods, many beliefs and many practices. Our lord and savior did not put us on this planet with the capability to enjoy carnal pleasures so we could squander away the gifts he gave us! He gave us the 5 senses that we may stop and smell the roses, taste good foods and merry spirits, listen to ear throbbing music, gaze upon the beauty of others and most importantly, feel their bodies pressed to ours in the heat of passion! Granted, your mileage may vary. Some of you ugly people out there may not qualify for that last gift on your own, but hey! That's why you're here right? To find your spiritual self! To improve on what you have, and to escape the cruelty that is "being an ugly person"!